Congratulations, you have found my half ass “about me”.

I was birthed by a pterodactyl who had less than desirable parental abilities and thus promptly dropped on some poor humans’ front yard where I was raised as a semi-functioning member of society.

I mainly survive on a copious amount of Supernatural, the show about two brothers who embody the opposite of heterosexuality on a long ass roadtrip. I take particular interest in things that involve a certain sasquatch and trenchcoat wearing angel.

However when nutrition is particularily scarce I venture out of my cave to feast on the carcass of an inferior animal.

If you doubt any of the above information you can kindly get the fuck out, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out bitch.